Stolen from okreatiaForms:

// RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: AaronAaron is a young person with a big heart. Aaron loves animals and has expressed an interest working with them in some way as an adult.

I'm actually not too much of an animal lover, but... Heh.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Aaron looks like he's on something

Carbos, actually. This one was from some sort of Roleplaying site apparently...

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Aaron says SHOP LOCAL with IndieBound

I didn't know I was an ad-bot.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Aaron wants to know where the chocolate eggs are

seriously. What are those things...?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Aaron Does the Casino Boogie in "Scalped"

I guess dancing fits with Gallade. But I like my scalp...

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Aaron Hates Malaysian and Filipino Retards

Ok this one is the second dumbest thing I found. The other was completely inappropriate.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Aaron asks: And what's the head count (no pun intended) so far? How many nickels?

Sounds like a tightwad.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Aaron Goes to Amsterdam.

Actually, I've been a lot of places, but not there.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Welcome to Season 1 of Aaron Likes Popcorn.

I'd watch a show about me eating popcorn.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Aaron eats right from Scholastic Choices provided by Find Articles at BNET.

Books are tasty. TRY ONE TODAY!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Aaron Wears Girls Panties

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No comment.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Aaron was arrested for murder in the first degree and tampering with evidence.

Oh crap. Better hide.

I tag:
1. Cevaztyen
2. SunnyLighter
3. And anyone who wants to do this.